Waiting on a train . . .

October 24, 2008 · Posted in On the spot . . . · Comment 

Due to who knows what reason one of the rails in a tunnel outside London is cracked and the 6.45 from Cambridge is unable to move any further . . .

We’ve now been sat here for nearly 45 minutes and have been listening to apologies from the driver and pronouncements that we can’t move any further until a National Rail Manager has been to assess the situation something like every 10 minutes.

However the last announcement was slightly more odd . . . we were told that a National Rail Manager had in fact now arrived on site and that the inspection was ongoing and we were also asked that, ‘if there are any FCC employees on board the train could they please make their way to the cab at the front of the train’.

I’m actually sat at the front of the train and no-one has moved so I’m guessing that there isn’t, but still, it dies feel like being on a plane and being asked if there is a doctor on board! Only this time the patient is a large lump of ironwork and I can’t figure out what they could do about it anyway??

It’s now 8.10 so I’m guessing we should be due another apology any minute . . . who knows what this one will bring?? I’ll let you know.

And there it was, bang on time. We’ve just been told that one of the options being explored is to ‘detrain’ the front 4 carriages of this 8 carriage train and move everyone into the rear 4 carriages. They would then reverse those 4 carriages back to Knebworth and, presumably, take another route into London from there.

It does make you wonder why they couldn’t just reverse the whole train though?

Back when there’s more info ๐Ÿ™‚

8.55 – we’ve just been told that the reason that the train can’t move is that we’re actually on top of the broken rail! The plan now is to move the rear 4 carriages away, bring a rescue train alongside and move everyone from the front 4 carriages onto it . . . although when making the announcement the driver really didn’t sound at all sure what was going on. Comforting that eh ๐Ÿ˜‰

It’s confirmed, we’re going to be decamping onto a rescue train just as soon as 3 other trains from London have passed through. Once we’re on that train we will then be heading off the Stevenage for who knows what reason???

Still here, still no rescue train. The British Transport Police have just asked that anyone who will be unable to move from one train to another, please contact them at the front of the train . . . also, anyone who needs to make an important phone call or contact anyone to head up there. There is now a queue of around 20 perfectly able bodies standing next to me.

The rescue train is nearly here . . . standby for transfer!

Well I’m all transferred but judging by the rickety state of the ladders to get people off one train and onto the next one getting 4 carriage loads fully moved is going to take a little while. Of course then we have to figure out where we’re going to next? The driver previously was saving Stevenage and rumour has it it’ll be buses and coaches from there although no-one can figure out why???

Still loading . . . bored now . . .

Train now moving onwards/backwards to Stevenage

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Supersonic car targets 1,000mph

October 23, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Supersonic car targets 1,000mph:

Holy crap, a 1000mpg car ๐Ÿ™‚

I remember Thrust SSC successfully breaking the land speed record and then the sound barrier โ€ฆ was the last time I remember being proud to be British

bread & honey : a food blog.: WTF, BROCCOLI?

October 22, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

bread & honey : a food blog.: WTF, BROCCOLI?: erm, there are faces in the Broccili โ€ฆ Friday afternoon and a bored designer may be at the root of this I feel ๐Ÿ˜‰

oobject ยป jet engine test videos

October 22, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

oobject ยป jet engine test videos: Some cool/interesting vids of jet tests – No. 7 is presumably what happened to Mavrick in Top Gun??

Upside Down Dogs

October 22, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

Upside Down Dogs: The new lolcats? Freaky, funny, weird and sometimes terrifying โ€ฆ

SupersizedMeals.com – Foodstuffs of Epic Proportions

October 22, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

SupersizedMeals.com – Foodstuffs of Epic Proportions: HUGE food โ€ฆ funny, obscene, disgusting, degrading and delightful in equal measure!

BBC NEWS | Health | Speed of eating ‘key to obesity’

October 22, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

BBC NEWS | Health | Speed of eating ‘key to obesity’: Could this be the key to my problems??

Girl fed school staff hash cakes

October 6, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

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Dude!!! That’s so not funny ๐Ÿ˜‰

Two teaching assistants at a Leeds school go to hospital after eating “hash cakes” given to them by a pupil.

Bizarre walking strategies of artifically evolved organisms

October 3, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

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Darwin@Home . . . the virtual evolution of walking and running

Here’s a mesmerizing ten-minute video from the Darwin@Home project (which harnesses idle computers to simulate evolution) that shows the different, bizarre randomly evolved walking-strategies that have emerged from the simulations.

Darwin at Home in Ten Minutes

(via Kottke)

Boy fed zoo reptiles to crocodile

October 3, 2008 · Posted in foundFings . . . · Comment 

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Good grief, that’s horrific!

A seven-year-old boy has been filmed killing rare reptiles and feeding live ones to a crocodile at a popular zoo in Australia.